Keaton has ran with the bulls and tangoed with the queen. He is the Duke of Sri Lanka and an angel in disguise. He spreads smiles to creatures great and small and once swam the oceans to test his endurance and ability. It took him five days. He charms crocodiles and is known by the birds and the bees. He has scaled the Empire State Building, hiked the Appalachian Mountains and mapped the Sahara Desert. He spends his spare time constructing suspension bridges in his back yard using only paperclips, some ribbon and bubblegum. He later disassembles them with his mind. Children love him, elders adore him, and he has no enemies. He owns the patent to the third oldest trick in the book(See Trick Here) and he once solved the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. He is a skydiver, thrill seeker, and captain of his underwater bowling team. He is famous for making kittens moo and cows purr. He can also quote Seinfeld better than the average new-yorker, even though he was born and raised down yonder. He enjoys providing quality service by keeping people and their environment happy... and playing with Tonka Trucks.